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my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer:  Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer:  That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer:  I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but-
Lawyer:  I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes.
Laywer:  Yes, he raped her.  Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.


its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes



fuck attractive people

that’s the plan



the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl