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cayde:

my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer:  Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer:  That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer:  I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but-
Lawyer:  I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes.
Laywer:  Yes, he raped her.  Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl